I've been away, and while the cat's away, the mice will play

Yes, if you look at that cute little Cbox (which I was convinced to get) on the right, it has been littered with several problematic adverts.... how annoying. Anyways, CONFOUND ALL OF YOU WITH THE WORST OF THE PARAVANIAN CURSES!!!!!!

Oh, and @ Paravania Voice: Thank you for lending me your language skills :) LOL