This is just a list of REALLY RANDOM quotes:
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch"
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
"What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. "
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. "
"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
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